小房东
状态:共100集全
主演:侯耀华郭德纲闫学晶陈创张二丹
类型:搞笑
导演:许瑞生
地区:大陆
更新:2016-04-23 23:48:01
简介:城郊结合部八里店村住着一户姓刘的人家,主人公大号刘二喜,媳妇叫马大华,父亲叫刘四爷,堂弟刘有余,岳母马姥姥,过着自在悠闲的生活………
城郊结合部八里店村住着一户姓刘的人家,主人公大号刘二喜,媳妇叫马大华,父亲叫刘四爷,堂弟刘有余,岳母马姥姥,过着自在悠闲的生活……
刘二喜救人的事迹引来了很多的喜丝,他们聚集在小房东。刘二喜心里极度膨胀,刘有余和美美为了治治刘二喜,对所有的人吃饭都打折。喜丝的热情很快就转移了,本来以为会赔钱的刘二喜竟然比以前赚钱了,想要办坏事的刘
《眼下有贼》上、下葱姜蒜饭馆闹贼,这引起了小房东的警惕,他们草木皆兵,在饭馆里凭着对贼的一些片面的了解找寻贼。一个贼被认为是好人,而一个好人却被认为是贼。贼在小房东动手了,刘二喜英勇的将贼抓住。这件事
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