我的极品新娘
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主演:何欣烛
类型:爱情 剧情 喜剧 搞笑
导演:黄肖英
地区:大陆
更新:2017-12-10 10:31:10
简介:屌丝夏建活到接近29找到女友,与一只长相奇葩的充气娃娃“相依为命”。做梦都盼着身边能出现人类媳妇儿陪伴自己度过那似水流年,然而,即便是梦,他也只配“搞个…
屌丝夏建活到接近29找到女友,与一只长相奇葩的充气娃娃“相依为命”。做梦都盼着身边能出现人类媳妇儿陪伴自己度过那似水流年,然而,即便是梦,他也只配“搞个鬼”…..师父潇潇盼徒成婚心切,把从垃圾箱里偶然淘到“团购新娘”的小广告当成宝贝送给夏建,师徒俩坚信广告标语“只要给口饭吃,咋地都行”,夏建把从师父那借来的一万八交给骗子陈二狗,二狗说,若看到一女子手执一朵玫瑰走出车站,便是他的新娘。车站前傻站一天的夏建并未等到他梦寐以求的新娘,却等来了正被追捕的“逃犯”朴美善,而另一边自以为骗到旷世傻子的陈二狗发现信封里的一万八竟不知何时被调包成一卷卫生纸,遂回头寻仇,混乱中夏建把朴美善错当成“新娘”领回了家....
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